Eight Gauge Hippo xbox live account is now in full operation. This weapon of exreame power shall be controled by my self Muah hahahaha!(evil laugh) . All 8GH accounts are as follows:
Me(Spike) - EightGaugeHippo
Aaron - CHEATMASTERAZ
Duggy - RelaxedToaster
Chris - Freaky Gunner
If you see any of us online DONT ask to be a part of any machinima.
"but why oh mighty one?"
'Cause none of our machinima will be done without knowing the actors personaly (plus I tend to hate everyone who I meet online 'cause there all anoying little 3 year olds or lifeless 40 year olds, more on this in a second) and dont try to talk to me cause I wont.
Its time for a rant! Yes ,I hate everyone, but thats not the topic of this rant oh no! Im focusing on one crowd inperticular...
HALO 3 PLAYERS
Lately iv seen more people teabagging me and other players, WTF man, I thought people stopped doing that when they realized:
1. Nercophillia in a Virtual world is Fucking wierd
2.Most players are male so there for humping them makes you gay!
3.Since most players are roughly aged 10-17, they still live with there mum (mom for yanks) and just think for a second if they knew there little angle was a "Virtual Gay Rapist" (Start using that phrase now, itl piss people off) or VGR is I call them, it would make them cry, probably.
Also another thing that pissis me off is the age range in Halo somewhere from 3 to 40!
Point one about this: if your 3-14 (or whatever the age is) you shouldnt have the game any way, not as bad if your 12, 13 or 14 because thats the age when space aliens and guns are more interesting (Interesting, not something to blow a persons head off, more like somthing to blow ten peoples heads off, Interesting.). The age you should stop playing is when you have to get a job, have a family to care for and when you realise video games where made to entertain a younger aduience, since, well, THERE PRETTY MUTCH TOYS!, grow up.... Dad!
Point two: When you fail at reaching the age above (somewhere between 19-90) and your life is a mess and your living at your perents house who are paying for your toys , you can at least act your age by remebering ITS A GAME and shouting "Ohh I pawned all you newbs" or "Oh man you suck at this you should kill your self" or maby "Oh my God your a hacker you killed me with the spartan lazer, that thing is impossible to aim, *starts crying*" Jesus Crist its a game.
Halo Gamers Piss me off
Spike 8GH
